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Towelie plays "Funkytown" on the keypad at the secret government base instead of entering the entrance code. "Towelie" S05 Subscribe to South Park:    / @southpark   Watch more South Park:    / southpark   Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram:   / southpark   Twitter:   / southpark   Facebook:   / southpark   #SouthPark #SouthParkS05 EXT. SKY - NIGHT The moon is out in the star-filled sky. Suddenly, a large helicopter flies into frame. It says TYNACORP on the side. INT. HELICOPTER - NIGHT The boys are all dressed in parachute garb, which they will drop once they hit the ground. The corporate workers are behind the boys, helping them put on their parachutes and checking their gear. Everyone has to talk loud over the sound of the chopper. In all there are 12 people inside the chopper. The boys, Towelie, the scientist, three corporate soldiers, two suits, and the pilot. The whole scene is somewhat frantic and full of action, but the boys just look bored. SCIENTIST In a moment we will be over the base. This is the only way in. Any attempts on ground would be easily spotted by the guard posts! KYLE Okay. The scientist wheels over to towelie, who is being fitted with his gear. SCIENTIST I hate to send you back in there Towelie... But only you have their security system in your memory banks. TOWELIE It's alright. It's always good to bring a towel! SCIENTIST Good luck boys, the fate of the world is in your hands. STAN We're not doing it for the world, we're doing it for our video game. God, are you deaf? CORPORATE SOLDIER ALRIGHT, BOYS! WE'RE TWO MILES ABOVE THE SECRET GOVERNMENT BASE! WHEN YOU DROP FROM THE PLANE COVER AND ROLL! PULL THE CORD AFTER 200 FEET GOT IT?! STAN Yeah. CORPORATE SOLDIER GO GO GO GO GO!!! The boys drop one by one from the plane, looking unamused. The boys fall from the plane. Stan is the first to pull his parachute open and he goes springing up out of frame. The rest of the boys and towelie pull their cords as well. EXT. SKY - NIGHT The four boys and Towelie drift serenely into frame in their parachutes. They look bored out of their minds. STAN (Sighs) KYLE Dude, I figured it out. STAN What? KYLE If we can go in and get the gamesphere in thirty minutes... We could still be back at your house playing video games by midnight. STAN So that'd be... what eight hours we could play before school? KYLE Seven and a half. Stan tries to hurry the parachute up by kicking his legs. STAN HURRY-UP-STUPID-PARACHUTE. EXT. SECRET MILITARY BASE - NIGHT In a wide shot, the boys and Towelie make their way to the ground and immediately run with their parachutes and drop them. The boys look like they've done this a thousand time, and this sequence mimics many action films where we see navy seals doing the same thing. CARTMAN Alright, I think we go over there. EXT. DYNACORP - NIGHT Out in the middle of nowhere, the boys are standing with towelie at what looks like the entry way to area 54. There is a huge fence, covered with razor wire. The door is massive and secure looking. Next to the door is a shining, silver keypad for entry that has numbers laid out like a telephone. Towelie stands in front of the keypad scratching his head. TOWELIE Let's see... Towelie presses a few random numbers on the keypad. Doot. Doot. TOWELIE (CONT'D) No... STAN Come on, towelie, the guy said he gave you the security system in your memory banks! TOWELIE Hey, it's been a long time. CARTMAN It was six minutes ago! You just have no short term memory because you get high all the time. TOWELIE Don't preach to me, fatso. CARTMAN I can preach all I want because YOU'RE stupid! TOWELIE YOU'RE stupid! CARTMAN Yeah, but YOU'RE a towel! TOWELIE YOU'RE a towel! (Stan) Come on, just lemme get high. I know I can remember it if I get high. STAN Oh God Dammit! Alright fine here's your stupid lighter. Towelie grabs the lighter and quickly lights up. The Popeye theme music plays. TOWELIE Alright, just give me a second... Hold on... Towelie goes back to the key pad and slowly starts to press numbers. Doot Doot doot doot - doot - doot doot doot doot doot... TOWELIE (CONT'D) Wait a second... Doot Doot doot doot - doot - doot doot doot doot doot... TOWELIE (CONT'D) That's it! KYLE That's it? TOWELIE Yeah! That's the melody to 'Funkytown'! Towelie starts to dance and sing as he plays Funkytown on the keypad. TOWELIE (CONT'D) (Singing) Won't you take me down, to funky town?! STAN NO TOWELIE THE ENTRY CODE!!! TOWELIE For what? STAN God dammit, I guess we're gonna have to climb the stupid fence! The boys start climbing.