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Huge Quest!

In the cradle of time, within the divot of humanity's meager exist, there was borne a single wish: a wish, to devour the universe. It was a desire so contracted, so subjugated by the blossoming inadequacies of language that the true volume of its intent could not be realized by a mere mortal. From the muck, that ancestral heritage flourished with the fleshy milk of lesser piecemeal of deer, cow and sometimes some guy you didn't like. All the while, eyes scanning the stars, lusting for the Mexicana that were giant blue stars, and aching for the boiling pot Americana of ancient star systems. Those dreams remained fraudulent - breathless promises - until HE was born. Fertility drugs had given Mr. and Mrs. Biggs the promise of sextuplets. Much to the surprise of everyone at the hospital that night, there was instead born Baby Hugh, a strapping young infant of 12,000 grams. His first poop would contain five tinier, inferior human skeletons. No one could arrest an infant. It was the first of his many perfect crimes. Little Hugh Biggs was a promising student, but an insolent child. Straight A's were always a certainty, as were a steady supply of wolf and bear carcasses at the Biggs' household doorstep. Often the final words were heard across the yard of their country home: "Please, Hugh, it's a schoolnight!" The answer was always the same: Ten year old Hugh returning, hours later, a half eaten mass of ursan and canine delicacies hung close behind him. The grass there had turned brown long ago. The dirt path leading from home to woodland buffet would transition to a permanent crimson well before he would leave for university. It was there, at Big McLargHuge's School for Gifted Youngsters, that little Hugh's mind would open to the possibilities of a godless universe of pure meat. There, Hugh founded Ground Zero for that most delicious Destiny, in a mere American literature course. A moment after expounding on Herman Melville's sexual fetish for wooden legs, Hugh drew out that ancient, hidden Wish, and spoke it aloud, in full volume, shattering eons of philosophy which sought to answer the question of existence: "I will eat the universe." His teacher and several students' heads exploded, like, right there. It was pretty awesome. Thus began little Hugh Biggs' life goal of surpassing physical law, to the end goal of uniting his BIG with CREATION, itself. This was the end of his story, and the birth of... HUGE PRIME. And it is the beginning of our own story, to see to the end of all things, and the birth of one, singular, COSMIC MEAT. This is, our HUGE QUEST. -- You may have noticed some nods to Buttlord GT. You should check that out, too, as old as it is, now. Also, I think Toppa Tengen Gurren Lagann had just recently come out, although I hadn't seen it, yet. I'd done other meat-related stupid comics and drawings in the past. If you haven't noticed, it's a favorite visual joke of mine. I'm sure it'll show back up here and there, eventually. Music: Opening: - "Terror" from the Starsiege OST Background Music (all royalty free Incompetech tracks which you can find at http://incompetech.com/): - Hidden Age - The Cannery - Chee Zee C - Movement Proposition - Harmful or Fatal - Steel Rods The original thread: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/re...

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